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The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast

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They are obnoxious, they are absurd, they are irreverent, and they are - at times - shockingly insightful. If you are looking for something different in the TV & Film podcasting genre, something honest and with zero interest in pandering, then turn your ears to The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast by LSG Media.

They are obnoxious, they are absurd, they are irreverent, and they are - at times - shockingly insightful. If you are looking for something different in the TV & Film podcasting genre, something honest and with zero interest in pandering, then turn your ears to The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast by LSG Media.

Location:

United States

Description:

They are obnoxious, they are absurd, they are irreverent, and they are - at times - shockingly insightful. If you are looking for something different in the TV & Film podcasting genre, something honest and with zero interest in pandering, then turn your ears to The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast by LSG Media.

Language:

English


Episodes

3-8: Stranger Things "Chapter Eight: Battle of Starcourt"

5/16/2020
Jessica and Dean wrap up their coverage of Season 3! Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions.

Duration:01:00:14

3-7: Stranger Things "Chapter Seven: The Bite"

5/4/2020
Jessica and Dean dive into Alexei's charm, Robin's big reveal, and a great and mature discussion between Mike and El. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility...

Duration:00:51:45

3-6: Stranger Things "Chapter Six: E Pluribus Unum"

4/30/2020
Billy's racism. Amusement park rides. Jessica's fondness (to put it lightly) of Steve Harrington, and much more. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for...

Duration:01:08:20

3-5: Stranger Things "Chapter Five: The Flayed"

4/22/2020
Jessica and Dean tackle the fastest-moving and most action-packed episode of the season. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and...

Duration:00:45:34

3-4: Stranger Things "Chapter Four: The Sauna Test"

4/15/2020
The best episode of season three so far. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions.

Duration:00:54:06

3-3: Stranger Things "Chapter Three: The Case of the Missing Lifeguard"

4/6/2020
The powerful and competent ladies are bailing out all the dingus men. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions.

Duration:00:54:34

3-2: Stranger Things "Chapter Two: The Mall Rats"

3/30/2020
Is the third season leaning a little too heavy into the whole 80s thing...? Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions.

Duration:00:56:10

3-1: Stranger Things "Chapter One: Suzie, Do You Copy?"

3/23/2020
Jessica and Dean have returned after an extended hiatus! Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions.

Duration:00:49:50

2-9: Stranger Things "Chapter Nine: The Gate"

12/4/2017
Matthew and Josh join Jessica and Dean for a special four-way discussion about season two's finale. Matthew reads a passage out of "Heart of Thunder" (Ms. Wheeler's romance novel), Josh and Dean debate the use of Billy, and Jessica ensures we miss no details as we plow forward. Thanks again to everyone who joined us for another excellent season of Stranger Things. We'll see you for season three! Follow Dean on Twitter. @Dean_LSGMedia Follow Matthew on Twitter. @MatthewFromLSG Follow...

Duration:01:36:27

2-8: Stranger Things "Chapter Eight: The Mind Flayer"

11/28/2017
Dean and Jessica have kicked Matthew back to Portland and they are finally back to work on The Hawkins Report. Jessica and Dean were both relieved to see that Stranger Things is back to form with "The Mind Flayer", and Dean totally forgets that "The Lost Sister" happened because he opens his commentary by saying, "We pick right up where we left off..." Um, no we didn't Dean - there was a whole episode in between. For obvious reasons Bob shines in this episode, but Jessica makes a great point...

Duration:00:56:18

2-7: Stranger Things "Chapter Seven: The Lost Sister"

11/16/2017
In a season full of high points we've finally gotten a lull in the writing, and Jessica and Dean are convinced that this was the worst episode of both seasons. That's not to say that there aren't redeeming qualities (aesthetic, Eleven, and some cool power displays from Kali), but there is a lot of super-hero movie and Sith/Jedi dynamics on display -- both of which are a bit overplayed. Despite the limitations in this week's episode, Jessica and Dean manage quite a few laughs - especially...

Duration:00:55:09

2-6: Stranger Things "Chapter Six: The Spy"

11/14/2017
"The Spy" raises the bar for season two and supplants "Dig Dug" as the season stand-out. Jessica and Dean talk all things Murray: is he a creep or what? They also get into the Aliens style assault on the Upside Down tunnels, they talk Billy's curling and cigarette work-out, and Jessica reaffirms her love of Steve. All this and more on -- The Hawkins Report. Follow Dean on Twitter. @Dean_LSGMedia Follow Matthew on Twitter. @MatthewFromLSG Follow Jessica on Twitter. Jess_LSGMedia (psst!...

Duration:01:01:17

2-5: Stranger Things "Chapter Five: Dig Dug"

11/9/2017
"Dig Dug" may be the best episode of Season Two. Dean and Jessica make the point that "things happen" and those things are perfectly timed. There has been plenty of set-up, sub-plot, and character growth. The Duffer brothers continue to be capable show runners who can weave all the lines together into a tightly knit story. For a season with plenty of high points, Dig Dug may stand alone versus the previous four chapters. What do you think? Follow Dean on Twitter. @Dean_LSGMedia Follow...

Duration:01:06:34

2-4: Stranger Things "Chapter Four: Will the Wise"

11/7/2017
Jessica and Dean are back at it again and they jump right into the aftermath of Will's encounter with the "Shadow Monster" that apparently has invaded Will's psyche. Yikes. We also talk about Billy the racist, Hopper's aggressive parenting, and an interesting encounter in the Hawkins Lab. Follow Dean on Twitter. @Dean_LSGMedia Follow Matthew on Twitter. @MatthewFromLSG Follow Jessica on Twitter. Jess_LSGMedia (psst! she never uses it) Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Support LSG...

Duration:01:02:42

2-3: Stranger Things "Chapter Three: The Pollywog"

11/5/2017
Jessica and Dean bring Matthew onto this week's episode and the trio dive deep into "The Pollywog". They all share some concerns for Dustin, but are largely optimistic about his story line for the season long-haul. The protagonists continue to be agents of action (see: Nancy, and Eleven). They do things. They make decisions and we approve. Matthew begs the show to stop making him watch Eleven cry, and the gang speculates on what types of life lessons that Hopper will teach Eleven. Plenty to...

Duration:01:25:10

2-2: Stranger Things "Chapter Two: Trick or Treat, Freak"

11/3/2017
This week Dean watches the right episode, and both Jessica and Dean agree that this was another strong showing. Stranger Things continues to do what it does well: develop great interpersonal relationships, and this week it is Eleven and Hopper that shine. Jessica says she hates Billy, but Dean is predicting a mid-season turnaround on her feelings for Billy. What do you think? Will Jessica 180 on Billy? Will she fall for those tight blue jeans and devil-may-care attitude? Only time will...

Duration:01:11:43

2-1: Stranger Things "Chapter One: Madmax"

10/29/2017
Stranger Things is back and so is The Hawkins Report! Did Dean watch the wrong episode? Does Jessica still have a "it's complicated" relationship with Steve? Is Mr. Wheeler still a creep-show? Does the second season set up anything interesting? Is the chemistry still there with the kids? Is Samwise really making out with Winona? And finally, can anyone trust Paul "steal your pulse rifle and lock you in the med-lab so you can get impregnated by an alien" Reiser ever again?! All this and more...

Duration:01:20:14

1-8: Stranger Things "Chapter Eight: The Upside Down"

8/21/2016
The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Eight: The Upside Down" Spoilers Contained! Joyce and Hopper are taken in for questioning. Nancy and Jonathan prepare to fight the monster and save Will. Check Out Membership Options! 1. Bonus Episodes Every Month (listen to samples) 2. Early Access Episodes -You get to listen to episodes before they are released to the public! 3. Vote monthly in our Illuminati Poll -Each month you will help determine one film that we cover...

Duration:01:24:24

Stranger Things "Chapter Eight: The Upside Down"

8/21/2016
The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Eight: The Upside Down" Spoilers Contained! Joyce and Hopper are taken in for questioning. Nancy and Jonathan prepare to fight the monster and save Will. Check Out Membership Options! 1. Bonus Episodes Every Month (listen to samples) 2. Early Access Episodes -You get to listen to episodes before they are released to the public! 3. Vote monthly in our Illuminati Poll -Each month you will help determine one film that we cover...

Duration:01:25:16

1-7: Stranger Things "Chapter Seven: The Bathtub"

8/16/2016
The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Seven: The Bathtub" Spoilers Contained! The government comes searching for Eleven. Eleven looks for Will in the Upside Down. Check Out Membership Options! 1. Bonus Episodes Every Month (listen to samples) 2. Early Access Episodes -You get to listen to episodes before they are released to the public! 3. Vote monthly in our Illuminati Poll -Each month you will help determine one film that we cover through an email...

Duration:01:03:52